Big Ass

Yes, I know you like my big ass. You may say you don't and that it's way beyond control, but when it comes down to loving and fucking around, my big ass is everything you need and want. I see you peering at me over the newspaper in the morning, when I'm cooking and bend over to get something. You're staring at my big ass and there's a smile on that face of yours. And when I get undressed at night and walk over to put my clothes in the dresser, you're staring and smiling at my big ass again.

So, don't sit there, after all these years and start telling me my hips are too big or my breasts aren't the right size. You know what you got when you first met me. You see what you get. I have a big ass and big boobs and there's no getting around it. Most men would love to have me. If you're getting tired of losing yourself in my big ass and boobs, than just say so and move on. I won't be sitting her crying over you alone for long.